Oh, Joaquin. You were at the top of my "No Questions Asked" list (the list of people I could have an affair with, no questions asked. Kevin disagrees with the theory behind the list but I figure we can cross that bridge when we get to it). But you'll have to take care of this Charles Manson thing you've got going on right now before we can get it on, my friend. You can use this as a guideline:
See? Look how nice you clean up. Go on, shave off that beard and quit acting all crazy-like, then come give mama some sugar.
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Now it's a "No Questions Asked" list? I remember when it was the "List of People I Would Stand In Line For."
We're so grown up.
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